"Hey, dawg. It's on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls-------. Your kids too, dawg. It don't even matter to me who is in the car with you. N-----, all I know is, n-----, when I see your m-----f------- a-- riding, dawg, it's on. As a matter of fact, I'm coming to your m-----f------ house."

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Around the League

Arizona Catcher Chris Snyder went on the DL with a "testicular fracture" after a ball was fouled off his unmentionables. There is a 'just the tip joke' to be made here. I'm not sure how you fracture something that is not a bone, but it has effected my thoughts all day, as well as my fantasy team.

Ironically, in a corresponding move, the D-Bags called up Robby "Banana" Hammock. That's just cruel.

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