"Hey, dawg. It's on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls-------. Your kids too, dawg. It don't even matter to me who is in the car with you. N-----, all I know is, n-----, when I see your m-----f------- a-- riding, dawg, it's on. As a matter of fact, I'm coming to your m-----f------ house."

Thursday, June 26, 2008

I'm Mr. Positive

Hi, I'm Mr. Positive. And let me tell you what, I am sick and tired of all the negative nellies on this blog! Well I'm here to tell you the good news.

The Good News

In the last month, Elijah Dukes has an OPS of .932, 6 stolen bases, 32 hits, 17 walks. Not Bad!

Jesus Flores, Nats catcher for the future, is doing just swell at the plate this year. Keep it up, Jesús!

Hey, guess who's having ANOTHER good year? Well, it's Louisville's own Jon Rauch! Show 'em what you're made of Jon!

Wacky Stat DEPARTMENT! Trivia Edition

Louisville's own Jon Rauch got a win in his appearance last night--he recorded no hits, no earned runs, no hit batsmen, and no walks. But he also got a BLOWN SAVE! How did Louisville's own Jon Rauch manage that one?

Well that's it for today. Go Nationals!
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1 comment:

Rob B said...

Can Paul LoDuca be euthanized on the infield, just like one of his beloved race horses?

June 26, 2008 at 5:33 PM

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